Please
Wait…
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130mm × 130mm hardback
~180 pages · lay-flat binding
RRP £12.99
COMING CHRISTMAS 2026

Please
Wait…

150 things to do while the AI thinks.
A small hardback desk book for everyone who works with AI — and has noticed the gaps between prompt and answer getting longer.

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AI still processing…   you could do something.
1,284,033
ACTIVITIES LOGGED
150
THINGS TO DO
6
CATEGORIES
5
SPECIALIST SECTIONS
THE BOOK

The AI is thinking.
So should you.

A small hardback desk book that sits next to your keyboard. Each page is one activity — timed to fit the gap.

Modern AI tools are extraordinary. They're also slow. The average prompt-to-response gap is 2–5 minutes — and most of us fill that time by watching a loading bar.

Please Wait… is the book that sits on your desk and tells you what to do instead. Each page is one activity: a stretch, a call, a thought exercise, a creative prompt. Cheeky enough that you'll actually do it.

Every activity has a QR code. Scan it and you're on a global leaderboard — competing with everyone else who bought the book to do the most human things while their AI does the inhuman ones.

Under 2 Minutes
Quick flashes of movement, thought, or connection. Perfect for fast models.
Around 3 Minutes
Enough time for something real — a call, a task, a proper stretch sequence.
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5 Minutes or So
Longer prompts call for longer activities. Make the most of a slow model.
A PAGE FROM THE BOOK

What it looks like inside

Every page follows the same format — punchy title, one clear instruction, a loading bar, a QR code, and a quip you'll remember.

🧠  MIND
⚡ UNDER 2 MINUTES
Count Backwards from 100 in 7s
100. 93. 86. 79. 72. 65. 58… Keep going until the AI responds or you reach zero. If you lose your place, start again. This is harder than it sounds.
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AI still processing…  ·  scan to log
QR
pw-056
💬 Used in cognitive tests to assess working memory. You're basically doing a medical exam for free.
SIX CATEGORIES · 150 ACTIVITIES · 5 SPECIALIST SECTIONS
💪 BODY ☕ NOURISHMENT 😄 HUMAN CONNECTION 🧠 MIND ✏️ CREATIVE 🏠 YOUR SPACE
Plus dedicated sections for Developers · Writers · Managers · Designers · Salespeople
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Launching Christmas 2026.
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We'll be in touch when it launches. In the meantime — next time your AI prompt is processing, you know what to do.
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🎁
The gift for people who use AI
If you know someone who spends their days prompting AI and staring at loading bars — you've just found their Christmas present.
£12.99 · COMING 2026